The Future? I'll show you the future!!!
Chicago will be safe, they're protected by a giant Google Adwords banner. The teeny text wrapped around it is known as "an article."
Why bother on submitting? first signs of skin cancer
In Italian (as this appears to originate from), the words are reversed, so it becomes IA. I assume whichever online translator they used doesn't handle abbreviations.
How do they know you're not B.S'ing them? Do they require proof?
Have you had the chicken bowl thing? Popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes, corn and gravy; it's like a heart attack soup...but oh so good.
no, it's the blood of virgins from all the sacrifices there in ancient history. I hear they may still exercise such practices and i wouldn't recommend you going.
This was in MAD magazine. They are not ripping anyone off. It's called a parody.